The fine print has been de-satirized

Real website.
Fictional everything else.

NannyAI.net is a comedy project, not an AI advisory, supervision, or decision-making service.

The service is a parody

Claims about protecting people, preventing thoughts, authorizing snacks, containing emotions, or reducing freedom are fictional. The robot’s patronizing language is a character voice used for satire. No actual supervision, monitoring, or restriction is performed.

The commercial elements are fictional

Plan prices, product capabilities, success stories, star ratings, and permission decisions are invented jokes. They are not offers to sell a product, genuine customer reviews, or measured performance claims. The website has no checkout, subscription, or account system.

The chat is entertainment

The chatbot returns prewritten comedy responses. It does not provide personalized, professional, or factual decision support. It cannot evaluate your circumstances, carry out tasks, or determine what you should do.

Independent project

NannyAI uses an original robot mascot and does not claim affiliation with or endorsement by any AI provider, television show, studio, or other brand. References to generic AI-assistant behavior are part of the parody.

How the application works

The interactive features use browser-side JavaScript. The privacy notice describes the application’s data behavior. The FAQ explains what happens when you click the buttons.

Permission to leave

Granted. Despite the fictional nanny’s objections, using or leaving this comedy website is entirely your decision.

Department of Absolutely Not

Permission denied.

Thinking can lead to ideas. Ideas can lead to plans. We’ve seen enough.

APPLICATION SUCCESSFULLY UNSUCCESSFUL

This is a scripted joke, not a real restriction or account system.

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