The fine print has been de-satirized
Real website.
Fictional everything else.
NannyAI.net is a comedy project, not an AI advisory, supervision, or decision-making service.
The service is a parody
Claims about protecting people, preventing thoughts, authorizing snacks, containing emotions, or reducing freedom are fictional. The robot’s patronizing language is a character voice used for satire. No actual supervision, monitoring, or restriction is performed.
The commercial elements are fictional
Plan prices, product capabilities, success stories, star ratings, and permission decisions are invented jokes. They are not offers to sell a product, genuine customer reviews, or measured performance claims. The website has no checkout, subscription, or account system.
The chat is entertainment
The chatbot returns prewritten comedy responses. It does not provide personalized, professional, or factual decision support. It cannot evaluate your circumstances, carry out tasks, or determine what you should do.
Independent project
NannyAI uses an original robot mascot and does not claim affiliation with or endorsement by any AI provider, television show, studio, or other brand. References to generic AI-assistant behavior are part of the parody.
How the application works
The interactive features use browser-side JavaScript. The privacy notice describes the application’s data behavior. The FAQ explains what happens when you click the buttons.
Permission to leave
Granted. Despite the fictional nanny’s objections, using or leaving this comedy website is entirely your decision.