Privacy, without
the baby talk.

Chat stays in this page

The demo chat is scripted JavaScript that runs in your browser. It does not send your messages to a server or AI provider. Messages and temporary interaction counters are kept only in page memory, not in cookies, local storage, or session storage. The homepage reset button clears its conversation and counters. The full-page chat keeps up to six recent conversations in this page only, with at most forty message rows per conversation. “New chat” starts another conversation; “Clear all chats” removes all conversations and counters from page memory. The oldest conversation is removed when the six-conversation limit is reached. A reload starts a fresh conversation. The demo also clears chat when the browser signals that this page is being left. A suspended or restored tab may behave differently depending on the browser; this is not a secure-erasure guarantee.

No included accounts, tracking, or payments

This application contains no account registration, login backend, payment processor, analytics tracker, advertising code, mailing-list form, or external font service. The login and pricing buttons are fictional demonstrations. They do not collect credentials or payment details.

Normal hosting traffic still exists

Loading the website requests HTML, stylesheets, scripts, and images from the web host. The hosting provider, reverse proxy, or content-delivery service may record ordinary request information such as IP address, requested URL, timestamp, and browser information. The application does not control the host’s logging or retention settings. Chat text is not added to these requests.

Images are bundled

The robot illustration and cat pictures are served from this website’s own assets. Clicking the cat button does not call an image-generation service.

Sharing a cat

Sharing is optional. Opening a share panel loads a local JPEG copy of that cat. Share links contain only the cat’s public identifier, never your prompt, conversation, draft, or session. “Share picture” and “Share link” hand the selected cat or link to your device’s sharing menu when supported. Social-network buttons open that network only when you choose them; no social widget or tracking script is embedded here. The destination service controls its own handling of anything you choose to share. “Save picture” downloads a JPEG file.

When the deployment changes

Adding analytics, contact forms, external media, accounts, or a real AI API changes this data flow. The site operator should update this notice to match the deployed services and provide any applicable operator or contact information before enabling them.

Your practical controls

You can reset the conversation, reload the page, disable JavaScript, or leave the site. Disabling JavaScript stops the interactive demo but leaves the informational pages readable.

For the distinction between the fictional service and the real website, read the satire notice or FAQ.